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Captian Picard

Jean- Luc Picard, Captain of the starship Enterprise 1701-D was born in LaBarre, France in 2305. He joined Starfleet in 2323 and was named Captain of the Enterprise-D in 2363. Captain Picard is played by Patrick Stewart.

 

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On the Bridge
With Vash
On the Enterprise
With Vash
Locutus
Sherwood Forest
Locutus of Borg.
In Sherwood Forest with Worf and Beverly
With Troi and Q
Jean Luc as a child
Picard with Q and Troi
Transporter accident turned him into a child

Top Ten Favorite Activities Of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard.

10. Ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then smacking himself on the forehead and saying "I could have had a V-8!".

9. Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he sees a shuttlecraft.

8. Screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the bridge.

7. Spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with the glare from his forehead.

6. Lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at other life-forms.

5. Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if Dick Hertz is there.

4. Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show her "a REAL Picard Maneuver".

3. Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in the Neutral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans. you're wearing?".

2. Telling crewmembers in menacing, Dirty Harry voice, "Go ahead, make it so".

1. Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an away team beams back up.

 

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